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sssupercovennn:

i wanna be friends til we die and then after that we can party with satan together.

During the year that I went to the Unitarian church, I complained to the gay male pastor that my next-door neighbor kept telling me that I was going to Hell.
The pastor had this to say, “Well, next time she does that, you tell her that Hell is a party, only the cool people are invited, and you know it’s gonna be a good party because us fags are doing food and decorating.”

sssupercovennn:

i wanna be friends til we die and then after that we can party with satan together.

During the year that I went to the Unitarian church, I complained to the gay male pastor that my next-door neighbor kept telling me that I was going to Hell.

The pastor had this to say, “Well, next time she does that, you tell her that Hell is a party, only the cool people are invited, and you know it’s gonna be a good party because us fags are doing food and decorating.”

Source: unadoptable

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