Asperger Syndrome Test (take it here)
I appear to be mostly average, but with higher than average communication skills and a strong social phobia.
Lovely. I speak well, but I’m terrified of talking to people.
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a universe in me
my future.
I look forward to it.
Red Hot Chili Peppers & Axl Rose
Oh that’s love.
hehe. My dad used to be a music critic. He saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the early stages of their career. He said they sucked balls.
Red Hot Chili Peppers & Axl Rose
Oh that’s love.
hehe. My dad used to be a music critic. He saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in the early stages of their career. He said they sucked balls.
well your daddy is wrong!
Haha! Naw, my dad’s just kinda picky about music. If I play something for him and he actually likes it, he’ll tell me ‘that didn’t suck too bad’.
He grew up in Detroit, so he’s an old school motown, R&B, and funk fan.
As far as I’m concerned, the man’s a bad ass. When I was little, instead of playing ‘air guitar’, he would play ‘baby guitar’ and dance around with me while he listened to the Talking Heads or James Brown. :3
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I love nifty screen fuck-ups. Now if only my tv would quit doing it while I’m trying to watch Law & Order.
FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now:
- I wish I could fix everything for you. I want your life to stop hurting.
- I’m not going to talk to you or see you again. You are bad for me. Stop calling me.
- I still hate you for what you did to me, but I know that, these days, my life is better than yours has ever been.
- You can’t or won’t understand why I do these things, so just do your best to accept that I will do them.
- We could have been so good together, I’m sure of it.
TEN things about yourself:
- I have a cigarette burn on the inside of my left thigh.
- I click my teeth when I’m nervous.
- I have freckles on my scalp.
- I smoke, on average, four cigarettes a day.
- I haven’t ridden a bike in seven years.
- I refuse to eat broccoli. If I do eat broccoli, I end up spending the night on the toilet.
- I was born with black, curly hair. Then it started to grow in blonde and straight. It’s gotten steadily darker and wavier as I’ve gotten older.
- I am not joking when I say that I’m physically attracted to Jackie Earle Haley.
- I get so excited by new movie previews that I actually get kind of turned on.
- I love to drink sherry.
SEVEN ways to win your heart:
- Be smart and funny.
- Give me massages.
- Respect the things I like, even if you don’t like them.
- Wear long-johns. It’s a thing, okay?
- Buy me a kitten.
- Have actual, like, goals in life.
- Let me draw and photograph you naked.
SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
- Love.
- Sex.
- Art.
- What the fuck I’m going to do once I’m back in school.
- How boring my life is.
- Cigarettes.
- Food.
FOUR things you do before you fall asleep:
- Smoke a cigarette.
- Take my anti-depressants.
- Wrap my arms and legs around a big pillow.
- Press my back against the wall.
FOUR things you see right now:
- ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ on the TV.
- My cat, Nemo.
- My dad’s laptop.
- My glass of Dr. Pepper.
THREE songs that you listen to often:
- Pagan Poetry by Bjork
- Two-Headed Boy by Neutral Milk Hotel
- The Leash by Xiu Xiu
TWO things you want to do before you die:
- Go to Italy. Look at every last piece of art I can find.
- Fuck a guy with a strap-on.
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