January 2011
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Listen“Bang Bang” by Nancy Sinatra, covered...
Jan 1st
December 2010
Dec 28th
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Listen“Poe Poe” by Xiu Xiu And there is...
Dec 28th
oh my god i am so fucking lonely
i dated one person, almost three years ago. i had a one-off with a different person, almost six months ago. this is the sum total of my romantic/sexual relationships with other members of the human race.
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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fabulous-killjoy: gummyworms-: Wake up on Christmas morning Going downstairs   Going to where the Christmas tree is  Realize your family isn’t awake yet and you have to wait for them EVERY. YEAR. this is the most accurate summary of Christmas day EVER
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
My final grades came in
All A’s and a B in math. My parents’ love has been earned for another semester.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
I'm watching The Extra Man with my parents
Paul Dano is wearing red lingerie, getting spanked and very delicately kissing a Dominatrix. Mom, Dad, leave the house. I need to wank.
Dec 21st
musemedley replied to your post: This Stands To Be Interesting o lawd. not to mention natalie portman masturbates throughout it….haha good film though. SAW IT. LOVED IT. And I thought it was a particularly bad choice of movie since two of my grandmother’s grandchildren are ballet dancers and one of her grandchildren (me) has a history of self-mutilation. LOLOLOL senpaichan replied to...
Dec 20th
The current balance in my bank account is 666
SWEET
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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This Stands To Be Interesting
My parents and I are going to see “Black Swan” with a friend of the family… and my grandmother. LOLWUT I said, “I don’t think this is really Alice’s kind of movie.” My dad said, “Your grandmother likes ballet.” I said, “You know it’s supposed to be, like, really, really dark, right?”
Dec 19th
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Atheist Advertising →
approximatelyinfinity: This just really pisses me off. I don’t push my Catholicism on you; don’t push your atheism on me. You are protected under the law to have freedom of religion or lack thereof. Yeah, you also have freedom of speech and you are allowed to put up billboards. I just see what they’re trying to accomplish. If it’s pissing people off, then good job. On a side note, I think...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Home for the Holidays
Mom had to chaperone her students’ winter ball, so dad and I do what we usually do when mom’s out of the picture — sneak off to eat junk food and watch sci-fi movies, ‘cause we are totally bros. So we went to Studio Movie Grill and watched Tron in 3D. Plot and script sucked, visuals were awesome, needed more lightcycle scenes and apparently Jeff Bridges is a Jedi.
Dec 18th
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blogtiem asked: That rant you posted about the Psychology "fact". I totally agree.

Things like that bother me on two levels.
#1- The fact that someone would create and distribute an incorrect fact either intentionally or without investigating the validity of it further.
#2- How people accept it as a truth with no evidence, especially when it seems so obviously false to...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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blogtiem asked: That rant you posted about the Psychology "fact". I totally agree.

Things like that bother me on two levels.
#1- The fact that someone would create and distribute an incorrect fact either intentionally or without investigating the validity of it further.
#2- How people accept it as a truth with no evidence, especially when it seems so obviously false to...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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blogtiem replied to your post: what It’s his girlfriend and he’s having trouble asking about a blowjob? I imagine if they’re in a relationship, they should be able to talk about things like that. He’s a very “typical” teenage boy, he may have gotten over thinking that girls are icky, but he still thinks that emotions and feelings and talking about said emotions and feelings is...
Dec 17th
gallopingon asked: You've been one of my favorite tumblrs since I discovered you. You have a rare and great combination of insight and taste, and I love queer things in general. It was probably when you posted about breast-feeding a baby tiger that it occurred to me just how much I like reading your posts, and how much I look forward to them, but you've been on my top 9 quite regularly for some time, and I...
Dec 17th
gallopingon asked: You've been one of my favorite tumblrs since I discovered you. You have a rare and great combination of insight and taste, and I love queer things in general. It was probably when you posted about breast-feeding a baby tiger that it occurred to me just how much I like reading your posts, and how much I look forward to them, but you've been on my top 9 quite regularly for some time, and I...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
what
i am having a conversation with my cousin about his girlfriend giving bad handjobs and what should he do to help her improve her technique and how does one go about asking for a blowjob? WHY DOES HE ASK ME THESE THINGS? HE IS THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND HE’S ALREADY HAD ABOUT A BILLION TIMES MORE SEX THAN I HAVE.
Dec 17th